Any lady that has slathered her lips in the $26 goop harbors a secret suspicion that the same product — one that’s suposed to make you feel feminine and desirable — is applied to the chapped lips of clowns, meth-addled drag queens, and lotion-happy serial killers. This isn’t some gender-bending 5th wave sex-positive rant on sexuality. No this is about BRANDING. I would like my over-priced cosmetics to be classy and exclusive. Not stage make up for karoke or a line up. Way to shit on my bronzer.
Showmanship.
